The Next Year

One of the players retired and it was Rick. He decided to play baseball. He was the biggest player on the team. He was the worst hitter, but he was the best thrower. One day, his friend--Mr. Popaloppapopaloppashavalavadingdong---gave him special hitting bat. Then a player on the other team (number 8) threw the ball and Rick hit the ball and it hit Mr. Popaloppapopaloppashavalavadingdong on the head and he fell over and said "WHEEEEE!" And then, he didn't get a homerun because he had to go to the bathroom.

I like Basketball

The Basketball Players

There were two basketball players and one was named John JacobJingleheimer Smith. And another one was named Rick. Rick was a very, very good dunker and one day, they needed a new third player and they looked and looked and looked, but then they found a perfect guy. He was very good dribbler and a very good shooter and a very good long shot five pointer. His name was Jim. Then one day was the dunk competition. John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith and Rick and Jim were ready for the dunking compettion. John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith tried to dunk it, but he missed. Then it was Rick's turn. He took a shot from the side and got it in. Then, it was Jim's turn and he shot it from the middle of the court and then it was a tie. So, they had to have another competition. Rick won!