The Next Year

One of the players retired and it was Rick. He decided to play baseball. He was the biggest player on the team. He was the worst hitter, but he was the best thrower. One day, his friend--Mr. Popaloppapopaloppashavalavadingdong---gave him special hitting bat. Then a player on the other team (number 8) threw the ball and Rick hit the ball and it hit Mr. Popaloppapopaloppashavalavadingdong on the head and he fell over and said "WHEEEEE!" And then, he didn't get a homerun because he had to go to the bathroom.